paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post
cybercitrus:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 



Good bye reality
do-not-touch-my-food:

Mac and Cheese Pizza

kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

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brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

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total-tortilla:

beccurz:

sowhatsupguys:

vaati:

aperfectillusion:

This Super Smash Bros has been run over by a truck.
Shit still works.

because it’s pure nintenadium

I love how you step on a disc it snaps in half
But if you step on a Nintendo cartridge it won’t even budge
Hell you can drop a TV on an N64 and it’d probably work even better than before

pure nintendium

Nintendium is the strongest element known to mankind

Was feeling lonely so I ordered Love Letters Of Great Men Volume 1 on amazon. Does that make me a masochistic? 

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